ggcmontecristo:

This is a 100% accurate account of how I convinced Regi to get Locodoco as the coach for TSM:

All hail to Lord Loco
Fans pray for Lord Loco

Hey! Clear some space in the gaming room
Listen!
Andy Dinh!
It’s a PR boom
Oh come!
Be the first in the West to catch his eye!

Streams on!
Here he comes!
Scare Hai! Worry Crumbzz!
And kiss all your fears goodbye!

Good ID!
Meaning crazy!
If you know Spanish
Loves the hyung known as Jaedong
Down on both knees
Fans try their best to stay calm
But when he leaves the salon
They come to meet this spectacular LoL hotty!

Lord Loco!
A-D-C Pro!
Noble Korean
Makes your boys as good as Toyz, that he will show
He’s got cute fangirls galore
His vlogs are never a bore
He played on your team before
It’s Lord Loco

He’s got seventy-five laning critiques
(Though he got benched in June)
Super supports: he’s trained more than three
(Madlife, Mata, he made them great)
When it comes to rotational techniques
Has he got a clue?
I’m telling you, he’s got world-class proficiency

Lord Loco
L-o-L beau
Noble Korean
His bowlcut and his suave strut
Eager to show
Well, get his ass to LA
He’ll coach those losses away
Just live and travel and play with Lord Loco!

He’s got three thousand beautiful selfies
(He’s got the selfies! Let’s see the selfies!)
And on Twitter he posts them for free
(He’s generous, so generous)
He knows strats, he knows team comps and good cheese
(Worked so hard for them)
He knows how to scrim, be ready for him
We’re just aglow to watch this pro: the Loco! Lord Loco!

Lord Loco!
Hair of emo!
Noble Korean
Heard your support was a dude slightly geeky
And that, good fanboys, is why he’ll bring his friend and drop by
With OP champions, ideas galore
With his thoughts and game plans
His replays and more
His love for fine arts, his looks, his keen smarts
His crushed dreams and broken hearts
All hail to Lord Loco!

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Interesting fact I learned today:

flying-elephant:

Kobe Bryant earns three times as much money than all of the employees of the wnba. Combined.

This is why I need feminism.

LOOL

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"Zaheer Has Some Good Points" - Why You Shouldn’t Trust Villains Who Tell You Their Motives

bobbityhobbity:

“True freedom can only be achieved when oppressive governments are brought down.” - Zaheer


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ggcmontecristo:

When I first started coaching CLG, I recorded the early days with a different song, and it took another one to convince them to come out to Korea to boot-camp.

I hope you enjoy!

Fans think I’m a pretty bad head coach
And we’ve thrown so many won games
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the unskilled one is me
How can there be so much that you don’t know?
You don’t know…

You think you own whichever noobs you play with
That in Korea you can’t lose a game
But I know every strat and team and player
There’s Madlife, there is Spirit, there is Flame

You think the only players who are players
Are the players who juke and farm like you
But if you use the hotkeys of an Asian
You’ll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever felt the skillshots of the mighty Ggoong?
Or asked the grinning Kakao why he grinned?
Can you gank with all the power of the Samsungs?
Can you fight with all the prowess of NaJin?
Can you fight with all the prowess of NaJin?

Come gather in the topside of the jungle
Come learn to rotate better than the Earth
Come play with all the talent that surrounds you
And for once, never see in all chat “worth”

The solo queuers call you “older brothers”
The CJs and the KTs are your friends
And we can all learn so much from each other
With new styles, in a scrim that never ends

How high can your ELOs grow?
If you stay at home, then you’ll never know
And you’ll never feel the skillshots of the mighty Ggoong

For whether we lose wards and get Lee Sinned
We must gank with all the power of the Samsungs
We must fight with all the prowess of NaJin

You can own NA and still
You won’t own at Worlds until
You can fight with all the prowess of NaJin.

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stoptheftculture:

comicshans:

zathrian:

comicshans:

zathrian:

comicshans:

pizzachan:

i don’t know if its because i haven’t been paying enough attention on tumblr but i haven’t seen anything about this on here yet. just a heads up if you didn’t know about this.

do not ask for evidence or proof and dismiss this. that leads to victim blaming and rape apologists.

sexual harassment is a serious thing to accuse someone of
it REQUIRES evidence because then if its not true, you just ruined someone’s entire fucking life based on the sole fact that “that’s blaming the victim” or some shit like that.
the police can’t just say “oh, this happened because you said it did”. because that can lead to people being falsely accused
god fucking damn

do you really think several well established artists and names in the animation industry would make this shit up? seriously?

they’re still normal people? being a well established artist has nothing to do wtih it? what the fuck
i’m not saying they made it up. what i am saying is no one should take this to heart until some solid proof comes along

YOU CANT PROVE SOMEONE ASSAULTED YOU OR RAPED YOU, YOU ARE COMING OFF AS A GIGANTIC RAPE APOLOGIST okay so if you got sexually assaulted and it was traumatizing and you told someone and you have people demanding proof and dismissing your claims and siding with the accused? bam, rape apologists, victim blaming. I suggest you stop trying to defend this matter

So true. It’s just like the theft apologists who demand proof when blacks steal things from white peoples.

stoptheftculture:

comicshans:

zathrian:

comicshans:

zathrian:

comicshans:

pizzachan:

i don’t know if its because i haven’t been paying enough attention on tumblr but i haven’t seen anything about this on here yet. just a heads up if you didn’t know about this.

do not ask for evidence or proof and dismiss this. that leads to victim blaming and rape apologists.

sexual harassment is a serious thing to accuse someone of

it REQUIRES evidence because then if its not true, you just ruined someone’s entire fucking life based on the sole fact that “that’s blaming the victim” or some shit like that.

the police can’t just say “oh, this happened because you said it did”. because that can lead to people being falsely accused

god fucking damn

do you really think several well established artists and names in the animation industry would make this shit up? seriously?

they’re still normal people? being a well established artist has nothing to do wtih it? what the fuck

i’m not saying they made it up. what i am saying is no one should take this to heart until some solid proof comes along

YOU CANT PROVE SOMEONE ASSAULTED YOU OR RAPED YOU, YOU ARE COMING OFF AS A GIGANTIC RAPE APOLOGIST
okay so if you got sexually assaulted and it was traumatizing and you told someone and you have people demanding proof and dismissing your claims and siding with the accused? bam, rape apologists, victim blaming. I suggest you stop trying to defend this matter

So true. It’s just like the theft apologists who demand proof when blacks steal things from white peoples.

Reblogged from Stop Theft Culture
razorbladekandy:

first wave feminism vs third wave feminism.

razorbladekandy:

first wave feminism vs third wave feminism.

Reblogged from Misogyny and lulz
poppypicklesticks:

Why do you care Anita?  It’s not like you were going to play any of them anyway. 

poppypicklesticks:

Why do you care Anita?  It’s not like you were going to play any of them anyway. 

ilovecharts:

The World Cup
via Kurt White

ilovecharts:

The World Cup

via Kurt White

Reblogged from Hi.
cosbyykidd:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

cosbyykidd:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

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plug:

sales-aholic:

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free food?

plug:

sales-aholic:

On July 11th, you can score a FREE 7-Eleven Slurpee! To make this freebie even better, you can also score FREE snacks for an entire week from July 12th - 19th. Just download the 7-Eleven app on your smartphone to redeem these freebies. More details here. Enjoy :)

*As always when it comes to freebies, don’t forget to share with your friends and followers! For more freebies, check out the Sales-aholic Freebies page.

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firemen:

jtotheizzoe:

compoundchem:

Great graphic from James Kennedy (@VCEasy) comparing natural & artificial peaches.

Interesting infographical look at how a few thousand years of human intervention can result in a deliciously juicy summer treat. Most interesting? The percentage of sugar a peach holds has not gone up that much, only the edible flesh ratio and percent water have.
I should add that in this graphic, “artificial” just means that the modern peach was artificially selected by farmers who chose which variants to propagate, as opposed to being subject to the unguided processes of natural selection. I worry about the misconception that “artificial” here might be misconstrued into meaning “inferior” or “dangerous” or “fake”. It is none of those things.
Don’t fear the fruits of science. Especially the juicy ones. 

it’s peach time

firemen:

jtotheizzoe:

compoundchem:

Great graphic from James Kennedy () comparing natural & artificial peaches.

Interesting infographical look at how a few thousand years of human intervention can result in a deliciously juicy summer treat. Most interesting? The percentage of sugar a peach holds has not gone up that much, only the edible flesh ratio and percent water have.

I should add that in this graphic, “artificial” just means that the modern peach was artificially selected by farmers who chose which variants to propagate, as opposed to being subject to the unguided processes of natural selection. I worry about the misconception that “artificial” here might be misconstrued into meaning “inferior” or “dangerous” or “fake”. It is none of those things.

Don’t fear the fruits of science. Especially the juicy ones. 

it’s peach time

Reblogged from I am the danger

shutupvevo:

"everything that kills me makes me feel alive"

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